Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband: everytime I hit you, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger? 

Wife: I clean the toilet seat............. 

Husband: how does it help? 

Wife: I use your toothbrush!!!!

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Hydrogen Atoms Jokes

Two hydrogen atoms walked into a bar. 

One says: "I've lost my electron". 

The other says: "Are you sure?"

The first replies: "Yes, I'm positive..."

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